All American Marionettes

Try not to look at her crotch

I love the idea and think this would make a great AdultSwim type cartoon. I don’t often try and spoof pop culture but these are three real life people that I think would make/are excellent cartoon characters.

Sort of similiar to Paris and Nicole’s “reality” show where they mingled with real people, this takes it one step further by saying these three are forced to live with an average american, suburban family.
The show has evolved in my head a million times, now I think of the stars of the show actually being the family, while these three are like forces of nature that the family just has to try and deal with, while still trying to live their lives/raise their children/etc.
The show would be rated a very obvious ‘R’.I went back and forth between TLC and MTV, eventually settling on TLC. Once I learned Jon & Kate Plus 8 is made by TLC, that pretty much ended the debate.

PARIS HILTON
She’s the most entertaining to draw. She’s allso the center of all the evil in the trio, everything revolves around her, and that only makes things worse as far as her ego is concerned.
Paris is a horror show of a human being, and is the antagonist most of the time.

KANYE WEST

I hate Kanye West, so he would get portrayed as the mentallly retarded ‘college dropout’ i believe him to be. He would, as he does in real life, believe himself to be incredibly talented and a “true artist”, even though he’s the farthest thing imaginable from this, and he’s actually a vapid, talent exploiting hack, and a terrible human being.

Wow I really hate Kanye West..

AXL ROSE
Axel would be portayed as a mostly hollow, shell shocked of a man due to the galactically insane drug use he’s had in his life.
I’d pepper the series with sad little moments when its revealed that he was legitamatly a talented individual, and he is forever trying to claw some of that talent back, but the years of drug use and his obsession with his ex girlfriend hold him back. Like an eternal carrot dangeled over his head.

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